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Every speedrunner and boss-fight grinder knows that last sliver of health and the clock that will not stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for speedrunners who track every split and every slice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWear it at the desk during late-night practice runs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReads as a fun in-joke at LAN nights and conventions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold orange and gold art stands out in a crowded room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive it to the speedrunner in your life for a birthday, a new personal best or a pizza-fuelled marathon stream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Split Times, Split Pizza mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpeedrunners break a run into splits, so the joke is that the pizza gets divided the same way. It is a nod to sharing food between attempts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the artwork on the hoodie?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA comic book style stopwatch with orange burst lines and energy dots, plus a segmented health bar almost out. The slogan is hand lettered below the art.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order on our Unisex Organic Mid-Weight Hoodie: 80% organic cotton \/ 20% recycled polyester, 8.3 oz\/yd² (280 g\/m²).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGOTS, OCS and GRS certifications are held by our supplier, not by us. Sewn by a Fair Wear Foundation member. We don't print it until you order it, so there is no overstock, and it ships free, usually 7–11 days in the US. 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