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"I Can't Fix Stupid" Mechanic Hoodie | Verified Organic Cotton Workwear
$54.99
Why you'll love it:
- 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.3 oz./yd.²oz (280 g/m²)
- Free U.S.A shipping
- 5-8 days U.S.A delivery
- Ethically manufactured
- Free from harmful chemicals
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Premium Workwear Construction
Elevate your daily trade uniform with the "I Can't Fix Stupid" hoodie. Designed for mechanics, technicians, and tradespeople who value durability and directness, this piece features a distressed road-sign graphic that communicates expertise with a sharp edge. It is not just a joke; it is a statement of professional value.
Verified Sustainable Materials
We prioritize evidence-led sustainability. This garment is crafted from a certified blend of organic cotton and recycled polyester, ensuring reduced environmental impact without sacrificing fabric resilience.
- US Production: 80% Organic Cotton, 20% Recycled Polyester.
- EU Production: 85% Organic Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester.
- Certifications: Verified GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GRS (Global Recycled Standard) compliance.
Technical Specifications & Fit
- Weight: Mid-weight fabric engineered for transitional seasons and workshop layering.
- Construction: Features sleek flat drawcords and a half-moon back yoke for structural integrity.
- Fit: Modern unisex cut. Note: EU customers should select one size down for a standard fit.
Product Safety & Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
Size Guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ¾ | 13 -14 ⅛ | 25.00 |
| M | 27 ½ | 14 ⅝-15 ¾ | 25 ¾ |
| L | 28 ⅜ | 16 ⅛-16 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ |
| XL | 29 ½ | 16 ⅛-16 ⅞ | 26 ¾ |
| 2XL | 30 ½ | 18 ½-19 ¼ | 27 |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 ¾" | 19 ¾" | 25" |
| M | 27 ½" | 21 ¼" | 25 ¾" |
| L | 28 ⅜" | 22 ⅞" | 26 ⅝" |
| XL | 29 ½" | 24 ¾" | 26 ¾" |
| 2XL | 30 ½" | 26 ¾" | 27" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68 cm | 50 cm | 63.5 cm |
| M | 70 cm | 54 cm | 65.5 cm |
| L | 72 cm | 58 cm | 67.5 cm |
| XL | 75 cm | 63 cm | 68 cm |
| 2XL | 77.5 cm | 68 cm | 68.5 cm |
How to Measure
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Width: Measure from armpit to armpit, laying the hoodie flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Measurements may vary slightly (±0.5")
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