One More Turn Liar Hourglass Hoodie | Funny Strategy Gamer Gift
$54.99
Why this hoodie:
- 80% organic cotton + 20% recycled polyester
- Stanley/Stella Drummer 2.0 (SASU009)
- 8.3 oz/yd² mid-weight, half-moon back detail
- OCS + GRS supplier certifications
- Unisex regular fit, S-2XL US sizing
- Made-to-order via Printful, free US shipping
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You said one more turn ten turns ago, and the sun is already rising.
This one more turn hoodie shows an ornate engraved hourglass with a crescent moon in the upper bulb and small dice for sand piling below, while a faint sun rises in the base. The slogan One More Turn. Liar. is set beneath it in an editorial serif. Every strategy player knows the lie, and this hoodie says it out loud before your co-op squad does.
- For strategy players who treat bedtime as a suggestion
- Wear it to LAN nights, conventions and long desk sessions
- Dice, moon and sunrise make the joke clear across a room
- Wry slogan that fellow gamers get instantly, no explanation needed
Give it to the gamer partner or friend who lost another night to the turn counter, for a birthday or a holiday.
What is the story behind the hourglass design?
The moon above and the sunrise below mark a whole night lost, while the dice falling as sand stand for every turn you promised would be the last.
Is this a good gift for someone who is not into strategy games?
Yes, if they stay up too late on any game, since the one more turn joke works for ranked climbers, loot grinders and cozy-game fans too.
Printed to order on our Unisex Organic Mid-Weight Hoodie: 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester, 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²).
GOTS, OCS and GRS certifications are held by our supplier, not by us. Sewn by a Fair Wear Foundation member. We don't print it until you order it, so there is no overstock, and it ships free, usually 7–11 days in the US. Full sourcing record on our Product Transparency page.
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| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 ¾" | 19 ¾" | 25" |
| M | 27 ½" | 21 ¼" | 25 ¾" |
| L | 28 ⅜" | 22 ⅞" | 26 ⅝" |
| XL | 29 ½" | 24 ¾" | 26 ¾" |
| 2XL | 30 ½" | 26 ¾" | 27" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68 cm | 50 cm | 63.5 cm |
| M | 70 cm | 54 cm | 65.5 cm |
| L | 72 cm | 58 cm | 67.5 cm |
| XL | 75 cm | 63 cm | 68 cm |
| 2XL | 77.5 cm | 68 cm | 68.5 cm |
How to Measure
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Width: Measure from armpit to armpit, laying the hoodie flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, over the shoulder, down to the wrist.
Measurements may vary slightly (±0.5")
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Core Specifications
- Material
- 80% organic cotton + 20% recycled polyester (US) · 85% organic combed ring-spun cotton + 15% recycled polyester (EU) — Stanley/Stella SASU009 Drummer 2.0
- Fabric Weight
- 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) — mid-weight
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit
- Dimensions
- Half-moon back detail, flat drawcords with stitched eyelets, kangaroo pocket
- Available Sizes
- S – 2XL (US sizing — Stanley/Stella runs larger in EU; EU customers size down)
- Certifications
- OCS (organic cotton); GRS (recycled polyester) — held by Stanley/Stella (via Printful)
- Print Method
- DTG with water-based vegan inks. No PVC, phthalates, or heavy metals.
- Production
- Made-to-order via Printful POD network. Blank sourced from Bangladesh. Designed in Boston.
- Country of Print
- USA, Canada, Mexico, EU (varies by fulfillment center)
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside-out on low. Do not iron directly over print.
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80% organic cotton + 20% recycled polyester (US) · 85% / 15% (EU) — Stanley/Stella SASU009
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- GOTS blank
- OCS
- GRS
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Sewn by a Fair Wear Foundation member
A supplier membership, not a certification.
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Printed on demand by Printful
DTG with water-based vegan inks
Printed in USA, Canada, Mexico, EU (varies by fulfillment center)
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Production takes 2-5 business days, followed by 3-4 business days for US shipping.
- 01You order
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- 03Ships free in the US
Frequently Asked
What is this product made of?
See the Core Specifications card above for full material composition, fabric weight, and supplier-held certifications.
Who holds the OCS / GRS certifications?
Our garment supplier (Stanley/Stella for most apparel, sourced via Printful) holds the OCS and GRS licenses. DDS sells the finished apparel; the certifications cover the materials used in production. You can verify each cert directly on our transparency page.
How is this printed?
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with water-based vegan inks. No PVC, no phthalates, no heavy metals. The print process itself is PETA-Approved.
When will I get it?
Every item is made-to-order via our print-on-demand network (Printful). Production plus transit is usually 7-11 days from order to delivery. Shipping is free within the United States, no minimum. We currently ship to U.S. addresses only.
What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we cannot accept returns for change of mind or the wrong size — please check the size guide before ordering. If an item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or full refund.
How does the fit run on this Stanley/Stella hoodie?
Unisex regular fit, true to US sizing. Stanley/Stella's EU sizing runs larger, so if you're in Europe, size down one. The half-moon back detail and kangaroo pocket are mid-weight for layering. Full chest, length, and sleeve measurements appear on the variant picker.
Quick Answer
Stanley/Stella SASU009 Drummer 2.0 unisex organic mid-weight hoodie: 80% organic cotton + 20% recycled polyester (US) or 85% / 15% (EU), 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²). Sizes S–2XL (US sizing). Printed on demand by Printful with water-based vegan inks. Supplier-held certifications: OCS (organic cotton), GRS (recycled polyester). 30-day misprint and defect coverage, free US shipping.