Internet sleuths turned a simple headline into a full-blown theory, and somehow it stuck. This tee is for anyone who finds the most niche corners of the internet more entertaining than the news itself.
Printed to order on a soft 100% organic ring-spun cotton tee that keeps its shape and holds the print crisp.
GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton, PETA-Approved Vegan, sewn by a Fair Wear Foundation member. We don't print it until you order it — no overstock, no waste — and it ships free, usually 7–11 days in the US. Full sourcing record on our Product Transparency page.
