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Tim Cheese "No la Polizia" Organic Cotton Tote

$34.99

Why this tote:

  • 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • 8 oz/yd² heavy-duty canvas, 30 lb capacity
  • 16" x 14.5" x 5" with 24.5" dual handles
  • OEKO-TEX 13.HIN.28382 (Hohenstein) substrate
  • PETA-Approved Vegan supplier certifications
  • Made-to-order via Printful, free worldwide shipping
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Italian brainrot's favorite fugitive cheese man rides along on your tote now — if "no la polizia" lives rent-free in your head, you already know what this bag is for. Strictly for people deep enough in the bit to get it instantly.

Printed two-sided on a heavyweight organic cotton canvas that holds its shape on a full load.

100% GOTS & OCS certified organic cotton, PETA-Approved Vegan, and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 tested for harmful substances. We don't print it until you order it — no overstock, no waste — and it ships free, usually 7–11 days in the US. Full sourcing record on our Product Transparency page.

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Customer Reviews

4.4 5 verified reviews

Best gift ever

My husband loved this tote for his daily commute. He gets comments on the design all the time. Honestly, it makes him feel a bit cooler when he's carrying his laptop and snacks around. I'm gonna grab one for myself next.

Chloe Bennett · 2024-12-01

Love it!

So cute.

Sarah Miller · 2024-11-12

funny and sturdy

Saw this on TikTok and had to buy it immediately. The cotton feels super thick, not like those flimsy cheap bags you get for free at events.

Jordan P. · 2024-10-05

Decent bag

The bag is fine, but shipping took a bit longer than I expected. The fabric is nice and soft though, definitely better than the synthetic stuff.

Elena Rodriguez · 2024-09-30

Solid quality for the price

Wasn't sure about the quality, but it's actually pretty good. It's a nice weight, and the print is super crisp. I've been using it for my grocery runs and it holds a ton.

Marcus Thorne · 2024-08-22

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Core Specifications

Material
100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill (econscious EC8000)
Fabric Weight
8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Fit
One size fits all
Dimensions
Bag 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ · straps 24.5″ × 1″ wide dual handles · open main compartment · weight limit 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
Available Sizes
Bag 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
Certifications
GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 (cert 13.HIN.28382, Hohenstein), PETA-Approved Vegan — held by econscious (via Printful)
Print Method
DTG (Direct-to-Garment) with water-based vegan inks. No PVC, phthalates, or heavy metals. Double-sided print available for +$5.95.
Production
Made-to-order via Printful POD network. Blank sourced from India. Designed in Boston.
Country of Print
USA, Canada, Mexico, EU (varies by fulfillment center)
Care
Machine wash cold inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside-out on low. (Sewn-in care label may fade after washing per Printful disclosure.)
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What is this product made of?
See the Core Specifications card above for full material composition, fabric weight, and supplier-held certifications.
Who holds the GOTS / GRS certifications?
Our garment supplier (Stanley/Stella for most apparel, sourced via Printful) holds the GOTS and GRS licenses. DDS sells the finished apparel; the certifications cover the materials used in production. You can verify each cert directly on our transparency page.
How is this printed?
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with water-based vegan inks that are OEKO-TEX Standard 100 substrate. No PVC, no phthalates, no heavy metals. The print process itself is PETA-Approved.
When will I get it?
Printful fulfillment is 2-5 business days, then shipping. US transit is typically 4-22 business days (most orders 5-9 days). International transit varies. Free worldwide shipping.
What is your return policy?
30-day returns. Items must be unworn and in original condition. Free returns by mail.
How much will this tote hold?
30 lb (13.6 kg) load capacity. The 16″×14½″×5″ shape and open top fit groceries, laptops up to 15″, books, or a yoga mat with room to spare. Self-fabric handles drop 24.5″ for over-the-shoulder carry.

Quick Answer

An econscious EC8000 100% certified organic cotton tote bag, 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) 3/1 twill, 16″×14½″×5″ with 24.5″ dual handles. Printed on demand by Printful with water-based vegan inks. Supplier-held certifications: GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 (13.HIN.28382, Hohenstein), PETA-Approved Vegan. 30-day returns, free worldwide shipping.